Fantastic short film out today, check it out. It had me @Tomwaits. Then had me at everything. Pick out your favorite Baldessari quote. That guy that put dots over people’s faces.
KNOCK IT OFF, HENRY. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE LOVE GAMES. MY PARENTS ARE COMING OVER LATER AND THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
Name Jennifer Hom Blog
Location San Francisco
First post 2008
Jennifer Hom began life as a Chinese American girl in suburban Long Island, New York. As a minority with few friends, she found happiness in drawing fairies, unicorns, magical flying unicorns, princesses, and flowers. With the help of a terribly optimistic mother, she used her countless drawings of magical beings to enroll at the Rhode Island School of Design. Now graduated with a BFA in illustration and a sweet gig at Google, she managed to find a home with climate control. She is still Chinese American, but wants to be a Broadway star.
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Host of Sex+, a weekly YouTube show which covers topics related to sexuality, relationships, body image, gender, and more.
Before and after pictures of the results of microwaving anything.
Drawings On Pizza
Drawings placed succulantly on delicious-looking pizza.
I’M GOING TO RUN TO CVS AND GRAB SOME TRASH BAGS. WE’RE ALMOST OUT. YOU NEED ANYTHING? SOME CIGARETTES?
WHAT ABOUT Q-TIPS? THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON Q-TIPS.
OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.
I SHOULD RAISE DANIEL’S ALLOWANCE. I SHOULD UN-GROUND DANIEL FOR USING MY CREDIT CARD ON SEXY WEBSITES. I SHOULD RAISE DANIEL’S ALLOWANCE. I SHOULD UN-GROUND DANIEL FOR USING MY CREDIT CARD ON SEXY WEBSITES. I SHOULD RAISE DANIEL’S ALLOWANCE. I SHOULD UN-GROUND DANIEL FOR USING MY CREDIT CARD ON SEXY WEBSITES. I SHOULD-
DANNY. I’M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO DO CREEPY WHISPER HYPNO-SUGGESTION TRY NOT ACTUALLY TOUCHING THE TEST SUBJECT WITH YOUR FACE, GENIUS. AND YOU’RE STILL GROUNDED.
… I … SHOULD RAISE … DANIEL’S-
HEY. FRANZ MESMER. ONE MORE WORD AND YOU CAN ADD ANOTHER WEEK TO YOUR SENTENCE. GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.
COME ON, COME ON! HUSTLE!
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