animalstalkinginallcaps:

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. A GIANT CLOUD IN THE SHAPE OF SATAN’S GRINNING FACE, WITH DOLLAR SIGNS FOR EYEBALLS, BLOCKING OUT THE SUN.

KIM AND KANYE MUST BE EXPECTING A BABY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME! 

OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?

“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”

GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

girl-guts:

bad a$$ summer playlist for all the bad a$$ babes out there! <3

- Victoria B.

(click through picture)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY I BROKE THE COFFEE TABLE DURING MY INCREDIBLY LABOR-INTENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING RENDITION OF BEYONCÉ’S ‘LOVE ON TOP’.

MY DISMAY WAS MITIGATED BY HOW IMPRESSIVE YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE.

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN PRACTICING. I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THE TABLE, THOUGH.

IT’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

GOOD ONE, MOM.

girl-guts:

remember me

- Victoria B.

girl-guts:

- killyourself1993

sumbit your art to girl-guts here

girl-guts:

pretty grrrl swag—click the photo to listen:

kelis- bossy

missy elliott- gossip folks

ciara- 1,2 step

no doubt- ex-girlfriend

eve- tambourine

khia- my neck, my back

kid sister- pro-nails

kelis- milkshake

akon- i wanna fuck you

missy elliott- hot (ratatat remix)

peaches- slippery dick

no doubt- it’s my life

peaches- boys wanna be her

rihanna- pon de replay

trina- dang a lang

willow smith ft. nicki minaj- whip my hair

missy elliott- work it

eve- let me blow ya mind

- lyssypoobears

girl-guts:

- hannahscupofcare

submit your art to girl-guts here

animalstalkinginallcaps:

STAY BACK, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.

IT’S A HOT DOG BUN.

YOU NEVER KNOW. COULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED.

… ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

I’M OFFENDED YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING, BUT YES.

YOU’RE INCORRIGIBLE.